I have a bit of code in my possession that will prevent random outages (internet, twitter, or otherwise), and I am going to share it with all of you blorbos:
if (GoingToHaveOutage);{
don’t();
}
Share this with everything, especially spectrum
It is concerning af how much my mom’s friend believes stuff like “Wi-Fi causes cancer”.
WHO TURNED OFF THE QUEEN’S IMMORTALITY?!
pt. ii of that au i had: Luz in Amphibia!
-because Luz finds the music box and not the door in this au, she ends up going to camp originally.
-after camp and back at school, Luz became friends with two other kids at camp, who are supposed to represent the other two in the calamity trio.
-Axel acts as the leader of the group, and is a total rebel. shes basically the leader of the group. she clicked with Luz because they like how reckless and ambitious she can be (ie. her school project). Axel takes place as the representative of Strength.
-Echo is a big fan of cryptids and stuff, and they regularly talk to Jacob about the history of the town regarding Philip and his brother. they clicked with Luz because theyre both loveable nerds, and they take place of the representative of Mind.
-obviously this leaves Luz as Heart. however, going in true Luz fashion, Luz is the one who gets the gang stranded in amphibia. rather than having to move away, she talks with her friends and convinces them it'll be "just like a DND campaign," with Echo being sold in the idea and Axel going "in case you do something stupid"
-season 1 of the show plays out as normal, ending with Luz calling out Axel for being a bit too controlling, which is the start of Axel's character arc.
-season two is a but different, with the calamity stones being given respective weapons: the Sword of Heart, the Hammer of Strength, and the Bow of Mind. i had this idea because of the Sword of Excalibur and thought it would be interesting to see.
-Grime attempt to talk Axel into attempting to take over Newtopia, with Axel being against the idea. Grime tries anyways, leading him to discover Andrias's true plan.
-instead of Andrias exposing Echo like he does Marcy, he manipulates the group to believe everything is Luz's fault. while Luz has a breakdown because she's convinced of this, Axel snaps and defends her. the episode then carries out as it does originally
-season three kicks off with Luz returning home with the Plantars, and her mom is reasonably worried sick. the first half of the season follows a similar plot, with Luz keeping the "i got stranded there on purpose and im being attacked by a literal monarch" parts of the story a secret from Camilla. the confrontation scene Anne-Sterminator mirrors the ending of Yesterday's Lie.
-Mr. X teams up with Jacob to learn more about the Plantars.
-Luz meets a familiar "Mr. Pines" working as a technician at a kid's museum, who claims to have insight on how to build a portal to get Luz and the Plantars back to Amphibia.
-Dr Janne is still around, of course, and Echo does get possessed by the core.
-in "Froggy Little Christmas," the float Luz and the Plantars make is more based on Camilla's career as a vet.
-In "Commander Luz," Axel is revealed to be-
-not a major detail, but rather than being entertained with puzzles in the mindscape, Echo is given several video games.
-As for their calamity forms, in place of the tennis racket, Luz has a replica of Azura's staff, Axel has a baseball bat similar to the one Beta Luz had, and Echo has a seismograph.
-the god anne meets in the original version of the series takes the form of a bat, like Luz's phone case.
i just remembered that amphibia and owl house are canonically connected to each other so i had an idea
AU where the trio end up on the Boiling Isles instead of Amphibia! likewise, Luz ends up in Amphibia.
I'm going to make a separate post about the Luz in Amphibia au later. for now i just wanna talk about this AU.
-for reference, both the door and the calamity box are stranded on earth, luz just happens to find the box while the calamity trio finds the door.
-Marcy has no idea about the door; nobody did. the gang just happened to find it at the right time
-like the calamity box, in this au the door would need to be recharged.
-Anne ends up with Eda, King, and Hooty
-Sasha ends up working with Warden Wrath, who was fired from the Emperor's Coven due to "irresponsible behavior"
-Marcy ends up with the Blights, who try to get her to join the EC as soon as they can.
-Marcy is the first of the three to start attending Hexside, as well as the one who convinces Bump to let kids study multiple tracks. Anne is second, and she takes up bard, potions and healing. Sasha takes up bard, construction, and potions.
-Anne is the first one to find glyphs, and later teaches Marcy and Sasha how to use them.
-Anne gladly takes Marcy's place as Grom Queen, with the episode resulting in the two talking about how Marcy doesn't want to move away.
-season one ends up with Sasha "joining the EC as a spy, with Belos allowing her to do so because she delivered him a very damaged key to the portal door. she quickly teams up with Raine, Darius, and Eberwolf.
- Marcanne canon
-Eclipse Lake ends with Marcy getting kidnapped by the Emperor's Coven, and Hollow Mind ends with Anne and Hunter watching a memory of her getting possessed by the collector.
Can someone out there send my posts to pm seymour? I just want to be seen
You summon a demon but it comes out of your ass like you’re giving birth
I just realized that I described childbirth
I confused myself again
iPhones but they normalize going to therapy for mental health problems
“It looks like you’re having a mental breakdown, I have already booked an appointment with your therapist, considering your availablities in calendar
I’m too chaotic for tumblr so I’m never using this
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